as h - B&S
- as handy as mudflaps on a speedboat
- as handy as pockets on a singlet
- as handy as shit on a stick
- as happy as a dog with two dicks
- as happy as a larry
- as happy as a pig in shit
- as happy as harry
- as if
- as irish as paddy's pigs
- as lively as a blowfly on a winter's day
- as lonely as a country dunny
- as long as a month of sundays
- as long as a wet weekend
- as long as one's arse points to the ground
- as lucky as a bastard on father's day
- as mad as a gumtree full of galahs
- as mad as a two-bob watch
- as mean as cat's piss
- as much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork
- as nutty as a fruitcake
- as old as the hills
- as pissed as a bastard
- as pissed as a cunt
- as pissed as a newt
- as pleased as punch
- as proud as a rat with a gold tooth
- as quick as a door knob
- as quick as a flash
- as quick as a meat axe
- as quick as a mutton chop
- as quick as a rat up a rope
- as quick as a wink
- as quick as greased lightning
- as quick as mercury
- as rare as hen's teeth
- as regular as christmas
- as reliable as a two-bob watch
- as rough as a pig's breakfast
- as rough as goats' knees
- as rough as guts
